Adventures of an Urban Scallywag
Born too late to explore the sea, born too early to explore the galaxy
(This post originally appeared on Facebook before I started this blog.) Captain’s Log, Day 6 Found an alternate portal to the world below. Observed the natives without interfering. Star Fleet would be proud. Traveled north and swam with more domesticated natives. Private Nick was wounded in battle when the local gods sent him tumbling, including injuries not noticed until later. Fortunately,
Captain’s Log, Day 5 (This entry appears to have been torn out.) Note from the future: Similar to Day 2 when I didn’t write much, apparently I didn’t write anything for this day’s adventuring, so this will all be from memory. Nearing the end of our vacation, despite all the driving around and leisurely time spent on beaches and shores, we hadn’t yet really spent
(This post originally appeared on Facebook before I started this blog.) Captain’s Log, Day 4 Went hunting for the elusive dinosaur. Came home empty handed and hungry after hiding from Godzilla in an old military bunker. Had to defend against a velociraptor, but it’s okay – it’s the size of a turkey, not a lion, and it doesn’t have friends upon
(This post originally appeared on Facebook before I started this blog.) Captain’s Log, Day 3 Ventured into a whole new world today. Entered through an aquatic portal. This world is filled with entirely different species, many of them with gills. It’s a very friendly and slow moving world. I’ll have to visit again. Today was simply magical! I awoke early
(This post originally appeared on Facebook before I started this blog.) Captain’s Log, Day 2 Has it only been one day since my last report? We’ve seen and done so much, I think we may have accidentally discovered time travel. Note from the future: Strangely, that’s all I wrote today. Maybe I wasn’t kidding about time travel and we entirely skipped
(This post originally appeared on Facebook before I started this blog.) Captain’s Log, Day 1 It’s not a vacation until you’re pretty sure you narrowly avoided getting mugged. The vacation began uneventfully enough, with only minor difficulty in regrouping at the airport when we all finally arrived on our respective flights. We acquired our rental car (which Jeremy volunteered to drive